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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Kane is in the
building, nigga...
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Now tell me how you love
it You know you at the top
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When only heaven's
right above it, we on
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'Cause we on
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Who else is really trying to
fuck with Hollywood Cole?
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I'm with Marley G, bro
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Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows
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And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know
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This that Slumdog
Millionaire Bollywood flow
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And...
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My real friends never
hearing from me
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Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me
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That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused
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Don't like my women single
I like my chicks in twos
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And these days all the
girls is down to roll
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I hit the strip club and all
them bitches find the pole
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Plus, I been sippin' So this
shit is movin' kinda slow
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Just tell my girl to tell her
friend that it's time to go
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(MEN SHOUTING)
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{PROMISES PLAYING)
-(MEN SHOUTING)
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Ahh!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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I know what the problem is.
None of the players are black.
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- Whatever, Reg. Come on, man.
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
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REGGIE: That's my Lionel
Messi move right there.
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Watch again. Graceful.
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I might be playing the
wrong sport, y'all.
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- Happy days. Happy days, fellas.
- VERNON: Vince!
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Angela's got her money
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and we have all the pictures
back on file, everything.
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We can finally move on to
bigger and better things.
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- For real, man. Thanks, Spencer.
- SPENCER: Come on.
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VERNON: So everything is cool?
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SPENCER: Everything
is now everything.
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Okay, everything's everything.
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So, what, you gonna swipe my
catchphrase now? Is that it?
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Man, chill, Reggie.
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I'm just saying we don't have to
be slobbering all over the man.
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You come here trotting on your
high horse like you saved the day.
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Let's not forget all this shit was
Spencer's fault in the first place.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just
came to deliver good news.
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That's what we wanted to do.
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Well, next time... (SCOFFS) A
fucking phone call will do.
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Wow.
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Well, you're lucky I didn't
call Vernon and tell him
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about your little joy ride you
took with Angie the other night.
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- Joy ride?
- He's tripping
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SPENCER: I wish I was tripping. She
gave me the entire rundown last night.
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Every gag-inducing detail.
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Man, what the fuck
you do now, Reggie?
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Nothing. I took her home
just like you asked me to.
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And we were bonding over
what an asshole Spencer is.
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But I wasn't the fucking
asshole who disrespected her
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and made her take the bus home.
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- You did what?
- She jumped out the car.
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Because you pulled your
pecker out at the stoplight.
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Listen, man, we was
getting along.
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I thought she wanted to fuck.
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So that's your move?
Pull out your dick?
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REGGIE: What's the big deal?
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What's the big deal? You
offered to pay her.
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Everyone got the
right to get paid.
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JASON: What the fuck is
wrong with you, Reggie?
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Reg, hey, you treated her
like a piece of meat.
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- Angie didn't deserve that.
- I thought she was a ho.
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That shit ain't right, Reg.
Ange, she cool.
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She ain't even a ho like that.
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That's discriminatory.
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My cousin Felicia,
cooler than a mother.
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But she an enormous ho. I mean,
suck your dick through your jeans.
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What? Felicia ain't cool at all.
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I didn't say nothing 'cause
I thought nothing of it.
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Exactly, that's the problem.
You don't think about shit.
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You don't consider the consequences
and you have no respect.
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Man, you said I could
trust you, Reg.
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- You didn't do what I asked.
- Wait, wait.
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And you disrespected a woman.
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Man, just get up out
of my face right now.
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REGGIE: What are
you talking about?
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I ain't got shit to say to you
right now, Reggie. Bounce.
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Oh, wow.
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(SCOFFS)
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Uh... (STAMMERS)
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You know what? Fuck...
Fuck all y'all.
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You don't appreciate me,
you don't deserve me.
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Nate.
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(SIGHS)
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Awkward transition, but
I spoke to Dallas.
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I told them that we cleared this mess up.
They're gonna send over an offer today.
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Vernon, buddy, it's
time-sensitive.
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Not now, y'all. Look, I got
to drive this shit off.
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Hopefully there ain't
no jizz on my seats.
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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
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JOE: Mr. Anderson.
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Good, good, hoped to catch you.
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I better not miss my tee time.
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- No, I just need a minute.
-60 seconds, go.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Um...
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I just want to let you know I don't
think the whole boat mess was a joke.
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Party got insane, yeah,
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but we never lost focus of
what we were there to do
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and we accomplished our goal.
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Yeah, you used my
bling to get laid.
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I didn't get laid.
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Yet another colossal
failure on your part.
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- Thank you, Lanaia.
- You're welcome.
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Failure?
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This whole sports
division was my idea.
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At least give me
credit for that.
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It was a pretty good idea.
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And I brought Spencer in
when you didn't want him.
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- He's exceeded my expectations.
- Mine, too.
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Mr. Anderson, Spencer
and I are a team.
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If you like his work,
you like mine.
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But he's Spencer
Strasmore and you're...
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You're just Joe Krutel.
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Gold medalist in being
a pain in my butt.
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-(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
-(ENGINE STARTS)
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I feel like I put something
to rest, you know?
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Gained some clarity.
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After I passed the CT exam, it's
like new doors have been opening.
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- That's great, Spencer.
- Yeah.
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I double-checked your results
and nothing's changed.
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- It's all clear.
- Ah, good.
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I just wanted to be
absolutely sure.
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Kind of pulled an Usain
Bolt out of here last time.
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(LAUGHS) I believe
the starting gun
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was my suggesting that
you see a psychologist.
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Oh, no, no, no. I was just really
excited to get the good news.
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I couldn't wait to
shout it to the world.
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- Mmm, but now you're back.
- Yeah.
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Follow-up never killed anybody.
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You still having the nightmares?
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Flashbacks.
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I drilled a guy and knocked
him out of the game.
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Suffer any permanent damage?
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- Me or him?
- Him, Spencer.
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He never played again.
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I see.
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Was it a clean hit?
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Well, depends on who you ask.
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No flags on the play, though.
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But now I keep seeing his
commercials all over TV.
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Dan's Auto Collision.
It's fucking weird.
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Dan Balsamo.
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I love those commercials.
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Look, just nut up and
go see the guy already.
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Doc, you watch your language.
(LAUGHS)
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I'm happy to help, Spencer,
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but this isn't what I do.
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You need to go talk
to a psychologist.
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Why? I don't need a psychologist.
I'm talking to you.
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Bye, Spencer.
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(DIALING)
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(ON PHONE) Hi, Dan's Auto Collision.
This is Kerri.
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Hi, yeah, I'm calling about an
accident I just had. I need some help.
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Sure, where can we find you?
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I'm at the medical park on the
corner of Biscayne and 74th
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in a white Range Rover.
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Pretty bad shape.
You can't miss it.
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And by the way, if you
could send Dan...
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He's an old friend.
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Okay, I'll send him right away.
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All right. Great. Thank you.
I'll see you soon.
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(BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD PLAYING)
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(SIGHS)
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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(GEARSHIFT CLICKS)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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-(TIRES POP)
-(TIRES SCREECH)
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(TIRES HISSING)
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Man, I think you need
to call somebody.
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Yep, already did.
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This better be important, man.
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Julie would kill me if she
find out I was back over here.
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Relax, all right? Me and the boys
cooked up something special for you.
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- Or this guy did.
- A little TTD surprise just for you, Chuck.
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- Ooh! "(LAUGH$)
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-(MUSIC PLAYING ON
TW -(CROWD CHEERING)
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RICKY: (ON TV) This is a
testimonial of the finest moments
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in the career of the
great Charles Greane.
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A career that seemed dead has now
risen from the ashes like a phoenix.
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SCHLERETH: Charles, there's an old
saying in the National Football League.
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Hands are great, but
feet are better.
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And you, my friend, had the best
feet I have ever witnessed.
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You were the Baryshnikov
of football.
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Your teammates used to call you the
Black Swan, for crying out loud,
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'cause you were so graceful,
you were so nimble.
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You owned that
line of scrimmage.
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Word on the street is
Black Swan's coming back.
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The game needs you,
you need the game.
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Freddy T, my rookie year, told me the
game's like a roller coaster, buddy.
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So get your ass in gear.
See you in Foxborough.
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It's gonna be nice and cold.
It ain't gonna be Miami muggy.
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Black Swan was a monster.
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Seriously, there was no
getting around the dude.
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That's right.
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Whenever I thought I had a
clear path to the quarterback,
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he always came back and
shut that shit down.
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You should still be
playing, big man.
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(GRUNTING) Hey, Charles, if you
have any itch to still play,
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you scratch that son of a bitch
off until it bleeds, buddy.
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Brother, get back in the game.
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I'll see you in
Foxborough, buddy.
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Let's go a few more
rounds, motherfucker.
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You need somebody to train you?
Call me. I'm your guy.
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-(GLASS SHATTERS)
-(GRUNTING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Feeling that, Charles?
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That's an inspirational
TTD joint right there.
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Did you like it?
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- Can you run it back?
- RICKY: Absolutely, man. No doubt, man.
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Hey, the graphics, great touch, man.
Outstanding, brother.
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Holy shit.
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(SPENCER CHUCKLES)
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Blindsided again.
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Dan, long time no see.
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What do you want?
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Well, got a little car trouble.
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And, man, I've been seeing
your ads all over TV
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and figured I'd throw a
little business your way.
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Don't need your business.
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Hey, Dan.
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You won't even give me a tow?
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You wrecked your car as
an excuse to talk to me?
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- That's sad.
-(LAUGHS) Come on. You crazy?
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You tried to exit on the
wrong side of the road.
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What? No, I didn't. The
sun was in my eyes.
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You're wearing sunglasses.
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(LAUGHS)
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Shit.
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Shit. The glasses.
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Ah, man, look, my car is busted.
I can't take it anywhere.
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I just need a tow. We
don't even have to talk.
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And I swear to God I
won't bring up the hit.
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The what?
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I just need a ride.
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Please?
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-(FIGHTIN' SIDE OF ME PLAYING ON RADIO)
-(EXHALES)
242
00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,073
So you got married?
243
00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,589
From the commercial.
244
00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,794
That's real cool, man.
245
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,874
You guys got kids?
246
00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,071
Yeah, I bet you got kids.
(CHUCKLES)
247
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,232
(VOLUME INCREASES)
248
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,433
Love this song, too.
249
00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,315
Hell of a jam.
250
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,236
SPENCER: Hey, you got a son.
(CHUCKLES)
251
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,674
That's great.
252
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,919
Had a feeling you were a dad.
253
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,789
You know, not many guys go
from SMU to the league,
254
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,433
especially after
the death penalty.
255
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,478
That's pretty goddamn
impressive, man.
256
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,471
I told you I don't want
to fucking talk about it.
257
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,954
Well, I do want
to talk about it.
258
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,713
- I don't care.
- I do care.
259
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,679
- I don't suck dicks.
- I do... Not...
260
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,476
You almost got me... Do that, either.
(CHUCKLES)
261
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,757
Hon, I brought some stromboli. I
might have overcooked it, but I...
262
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:18,914
Oh, my God, it's him.
263
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,035
(SIGHS)
264
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,994
Please, let me take this.
265
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,311
Spencer Strasmore. It's
great to meet you.
266
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,238
- Yeah, hi. Thank you.
- Hi. Sure.
267
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,072
This looks great.
Salami or pepperoni?
268
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,639
- Salami.
- Good choice.
269
00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,351
Hey, champ! How'd
the scrimmage go?
270
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,830
- Awesome.
- Three for five and two RBIs.
271
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:36,990
- DAN: Sweet!
- Wow.
272
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:38,909
(WHISPERS) Who's the bald guy?
273
00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,595
Oh, that's the plumber.
274
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,353
- Toilet's backed up again.
-(CHUCKLES)
275
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,200
Big man, Spencer Strasmore.
What's your name?
276
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,879
- Adam.
- Adam, it's good to meet you.
277
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,519
I used to play ball
with your dad.
278
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,510
You a Marlins fan?
279
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,795
- I love the Marlins.
-(CHUCKLES)
280
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,116
Yeah. That's cool.
281
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,439
Well, hey, you know what?
282
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,511
I happen to have extra
tickets to tonight's game
283
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,999
if you and your dad
want to join me.
284
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,115
Yes! Yes! Yes!
285
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,191
Yeah, that's really
not a good idea.
286
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,396
ADAM: Please? Yes, yes!
Please! Please, Dad.
287
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,635
- That sounds like a yes.
- ADAM: Please.
288
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,996
Danny, let him take
you to the ballgame.
289
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,313
Make him buy you some beers.
290
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,754
Sure you're okay with that?
291
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,239
No, it'd be horrible to have
the house all to myself.
292
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,719
- What in the world will I do without you?
- Yeah.
293
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,510
Danny! All right, we're leaving.
294
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,113
It was good to meet you. I'll
see you tonight, big man.
295
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,395
Bye, Spencer.
296
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,400
I see you're still
playing dirty.
297
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,198
-(DOOR OPENS)
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
298
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,394
- I didn't think you'd be home.
- Hey. (CHUCKLES)
299
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,159
I'm glad you're here.
300
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,349
So what you think?
301
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,989
I gave that to you weeks ago.
302
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,229
I'm just catching up on stuff.
303
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,833
I figure if I put it here,
304
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,155
every time I walk
through the door,
305
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,230
I'll be thinking of you.
306
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,749
And bananas.
307
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,519
It's symbolic, though.
308
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,069
It reminds me also that I'm
done with low-hanging fruit.
309
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,151
I want what's high in the tree.
310
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,151
Reaching for the sky.
I want a coconut.
311
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,550
I want you. You're my
beautiful coconut.
312
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,439
These are yours. I just
came to get my stuff.
313
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,149
You know, Ricky, in the
craziest way imaginable,
314
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,277
you got me to a place where
now I know what I want.
315
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,637
- And it ain't you.
- Who is it, then? Fucking Birdman?
316
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:14,955
I don't know.
317
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,835
I just know that if I don't salvage what's
left of my self-respect, I'll never find it.
318
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,600
When you do, tell him to go
fuck himself for me, please?
319
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,070
Listen, you have to
want to evolve, okay?
320
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,515
You keep promising and apologizing,
but you don't really do it.
321
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,877
I do. lam. I'm trying to, okay?
322
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,189
I swear to God, I'm trying to.
323
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,830
Talking about my father on
national TV, that was evolving.
324
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,638
And you know what? I couldn't
have done that without you.
325
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,791
You know, the sad thing is,
326
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,109
you're no better than he is.
327
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,960
I'm gonna go get the
rest of my stuff.
328
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,475
You don't have to leave that up.
329
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,393
-(PHONES RINGING)
-(lNDISTINCT CHATTERING)
330
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,075
(GROANS)
331
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,359
Hey, you didn't tell me they
were playing the Yanks tonight.
332
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,916
Holy shit. Can't wait to see
Stanton go yard on them.
333
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,429
- Where'd you get the glove?
- Borrowed it from a neighbor's kid.
334
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,029
Meaning you stole it.
335
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,149
I'll fucking return it.
336
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,556
Besides, I figure we're sitting
behind the dugout, right?
337
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,916
- Might stab a few lasers.
- What, are you 12?
338
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,673
I'm not bare handing
a foul ball.
339
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,916
Right, because you jerk off
and catch with the same hand?
340
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,434
You can't take the risk
of breaking a finger?
341
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:25,669
(MOCK LAUGHING)
342
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,919
Got me.
343
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,035
Relax.
344
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,999
Any hot chicks come around, I'll
just tell them that it's my son's
345
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,756
and he was kidnapped and
it helps me remember him.
346
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,351
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I
can't take you to the game tonight.
347
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,469
I'm gonna pretend that you didn't just say that
so we can remain friends, 'cause I like you.
348
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,796
I like you, too. I'm sorry,
but something came up.
349
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,110
Aw, come on, man. What
does that mean, huh?
350
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,357
You can't just disinvite me.
351
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,478
Joe, I'm sorry, okay? I promise
you, I'm gonna get you next time.
352
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,718
Who is she, huh? She better
have a magical fucking vagina.
353
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,110
It's not a woman.
354
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,349
(SIGHS)
355
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,715
It's Old Man Anderson, isn't it?
356
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,030
Why the fuck would I dump
you for Old Man Anderson?
357
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,599
Because he's been
showering you with praise
358
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,478
ever since you got those
pictures back from Angie.
359
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,313
Ever since we got those
pictures back from Angie.
360
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,789
Okay? And I made
sure he knows that.
361
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,076
Did you tell him that while you
were on Snapchat together?
362
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,753
You sound like a
jealous chick, buddy.
363
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,559
(WHISPERING) Listen, listen.
364
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,356
Be careful with him. Watch
your ass, all right?
365
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,039
You think life in the
league was hard?
366
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,555
I've seen him shoot 20 guys
in the back of the head.
367
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,109
They don't show up the next day.
They're just gone.
368
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,839
The bodies are buried
all over Boca.
369
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,991
Joe,Joe,Joe. For the last
time, it's not Anderson.
370
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,989
Hey, a lot of vacancy
in Coral Gables.
371
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,351
Might be a nice place
to set up our own shop.
372
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:51,955
(PHONE RINGS)
373
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,989
Hey, it's Jason. Let's see how
that Dallas offer came in.
374
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,230
Yeah.
375
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,676
Hey, buddy. Here at the office with Joe.
What's good?
376
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,080
JASON: (ON PHONE)
Dallas came in big.
377
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,514
Wide World of Sports big.
378
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,035
Lead story on SportsCenter big.
379
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,599
Everybody's gonna be
talking about this.
380
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,518
-$45 million guaranteed.
MOE GASPS)
381
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,398
-(JASON IMITATING SPORTSCENTER THEME)
-(LAUGHS) Wow.
382
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,918
That is amazing. Higher
than their last offer.
383
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,513
You're the best agent
in the business, buddy.
384
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,274
Well, the best agent in the business
can't seem to find his client.
385
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:22,354
He's a 265-pound defensive
tackle in an orange McLaren.
386
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,954
- He's kind of hard to miss.
- Did you call Mama? Marcus?
387
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,832
JASON: I did, you know, and
Dallas wants an answer now,
388
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,797
but I'm afraid he's wrapped
himself up in tin foil
389
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,433
and is talking to
aliens or some shit.
390
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,034
Did you try that laser tag place
he's always talking about?
391
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,315
You know, Joe,
392
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,789
that's not even remotely
helpful, but thank you.
393
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,075
Call me when he surfaces.
394
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,634
(SIGHS)
395
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,869
Well, (CLEARS THROAT)
396
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,316
might not want to tell your new best friend
Anderson about this at the game tonight.
397
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,470
Wow.
398
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,315
Still chickish.
399
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,677
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
-(GRUNTING)
400
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,755
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
401
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,873
Violent hands. I want you
violent at the point of attack.
402
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,437
You need a nap, Charles?
We got time.
403
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,477
- No, sir. Here we go, I'm ready.
- Come on.
404
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,029
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
405
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,594
Quit holding! You're
clicking your heels, Greane!
406
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,829
Widen your stance!
407
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,594
Kick, slide. Kick, slide.
Basics. Come on, man.
408
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,239
Didn't you win a fucking
Super Bowl, Greane?
409
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,749
- Yes, I did.
- A lot of rust.
410
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,751
How much do you want this
comeback, Sugar Tits?
411
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,513
- More than anything, sir.
- I don't believe you.
412
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,989
Let's go.
413
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,435
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Come on!
414
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,477
-(GRUNTS)
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
415
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,713
Maybe you'd rather sell
me a truck, Sugar Tits.
416
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,395
COACH: Let's go again.
417
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,072
(CHATTERING)
418
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,395
Yo!
419
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,953
- Hey, Sally.
- SALLY: Hi.
420
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,994
I only got two. Do you
mind if the kid slips in?
421
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,277
No problem, Spence. Enjoy
the game, sweetheart.
422
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,038
-(LAUGHS) Bye.
- Thank you.
423
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,710
(DAN LAUGHS)
424
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,029
SPENCER: What?
425
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,550
DAN: This is the life
of Spencer Strasmore.
426
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,791
"Okay if the kid
slips in with us?"
427
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,872
"No problem, Spence."
Must be brutal.
428
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,198
- It's not always that way.
- Oh, just 99% of the time?
429
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,874
Hey, look, I didn't come
here to rub it in your face.
430
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,077
Well, no, you did this out of the
goodness of your heart, right?
431
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,869
Which is why you used my kid.
You're a real class act, man.
432
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,918
Hey, Dan, you know what?
We don't have to do this.
433
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,037
I'll leave you guys alone. You can
watch the game by yourselves.
434
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,316
I'll have somebody take
you down to the box.
435
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,549
Forget it.
436
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,631
Don't go soft on me, Strasmore.
437
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,473
You're doing a real
nice thing here.
438
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,469
- I'll ease up on you.
- You promise?
439
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,474
- I'm a sensitive man.
- Sensitive?
440
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,959
- Yeah.
-(LAUGHS) You're sensitive?
441
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,633
- Jesus.
- Kind of big, too.
442
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,832
After all I've done for that bald,
multicultural motherfucker,
443
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,912
he's gonna hang me out to dry
with Anderson? Me? Fuck him.
444
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,080
They can fuck each other in
the dicks for all I care.
445
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,150
(EXHALES)
446
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,511
- I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
447
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,433
No, Jaime, you're not here to
listen to my bullshit all day.
448
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,949
How are you, huh? How you doing?
How's your dog?
449
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,151
- Dog's doing fine.
- You know what I read the other day?
450
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,435
This is fucked up.
451
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,557
It's a myth that dogs
are color-blind.
452
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,880
You know, maybe you'd be better
off without this Spencer guy.
453
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,837
- No, no, no.
- Just saying, Joe.
454
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,873
You got to embrace the freedom that
comes with being your own boss.
455
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,159
I mean, look at me.
Don't I look happy?
456
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,639
Anyways, I got to run, dude.
457
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,313
- Pick up Grandma.
- Yeah.
458
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,118
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
459
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,355
All right. (SIGHS)
460
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,715
Man.
461
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,310
Call me.
462
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,879
- Drive safe.
- JAIME: Yeah.
463
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,798
(CROWD CHEERING)
464
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,549
SPENCER: You got a great kid.
465
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,478
DAN: We can cut the
bullshit now, dude.
466
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,159
Just tell me what's
on your mind.
467
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,035
Okay.
468
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,354
I meant to hurt you that day.
469
00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:00,029
I mean, you were completely exposed. I
could have pulled back, but I didn't.
470
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,997
Instead, I chose to
light you the fuck up.
471
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,472
I make no apologies about it. It's
the type of player I was back then.
472
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,829
I'm well aware of that.
473
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,469
It's football. Players
are aware of the risks.
474
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,119
What if it was you
that got laid out?
475
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,200
Would you want a handshake,
a "no hard feelings"?
476
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,999
Some show of respect?
477
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,352
Dan, I didn't have
that in me back then.
478
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,512
I took that hit, I put it in a box
and I buried that motherfucker.
479
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:22,920
That was it. I moved on.
480
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,395
And for whatever reason,
after I retired,
481
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,234
that moment's been haunting me.
482
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,235
Look, I know I'm late.
483
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,794
I'm just trying
to make it right.
484
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,709
You did me a favor.
485
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,269
Don't say that, man.
486
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,829
I've been dining out on the idea
487
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,309
you robbed me of my chance
at greatness for years,
488
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,030
telling everyone Spencer
Strasmore was dirty,
489
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,879
when the reality was I was
a great college player,
490
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,556
but I was a below-average pro.
491
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,478
Come on, man. You made
it to the highest level.
492
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,233
Six teams in eight years.
493
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,873
Man, it got to the point where
I stopped making friends
494
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,600
'cause I knew I wouldn't be around long
enough to remember everybody's name.
495
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,478
- You never had that problem, did you?
- No.
496
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,074
In all my time in the league,
I never scored a TD,
497
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,800
played in a playoff game, had
a single moment of glory.
498
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,230
Not a cheer from the crowd.
499
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,995
Nothing.
500
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,274
Nothing.
501
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,474
I was chasing something
I was never gonna get.
502
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,870
I was done when we met, Spencer.
503
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,232
I mean, do I miss football?
Yeah.
504
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,110
But that hit that you've
been losing sleep over,
505
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,433
that was a straight-up
mercy kill.
506
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,954
I've never told that to anyone.
507
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,949
(CHUCKLES)
508
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,631
"(GROANS) "(SIGHS)
509
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,992
Better than talking to a shrink.
510
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,713
A hell of a lot cheaper, too.
511
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,953
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
512
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,954
Check it out. Check it out.
Giancarlo Stanton.
513
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,390
Giancarlo! Whoo!
514
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,834
(CHUCKLES) Hi there, Spence.
515
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,315
Come on, I'll introduce you.
516
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,478
- Seriously?
- Yeah, that's my boy.
517
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,399
But I won't introduce you as my
fucking plumber, by the way.
518
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,150
Adam. Adam. Come on.
519
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,915
- SPENCER: What's up, brother?
- What's up, man?
520
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,638
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too. How's it going?
521
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:28,750
Everything is good.
522
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,638
This is one of your biggest
fans, Dan Balsamo.
523
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,750
Dan, what's going on, man?
524
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,796
- Great to meet you.
- Good to meet you.
525
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:33,995
All right, and this is
the big man right here.
526
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,070
GIANCARLO: What's
up, little man?
527
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,594
- How you doing?
-37 home runs.
528
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,957
- And counting.
- Oh! Look at you. You know your stats.
529
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,759
Want me to sign this? All right.
530
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,752
Hey, how'd it go?
531
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,114
You didn't text me.
532
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,349
Mmm.
533
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,760
No word just yet.
534
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,829
Baby, what happened?
535
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,551
What drills did you run?
You do some pass sets?
536
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,518
Oh, yeah. A bunch of those.
537
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:55,875
Some punch drills.
538
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,516
Okay, I want to know more.
Was Siefert cool?
539
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,956
Did you tell him how my aunt grew
up in the same town as his mom?
540
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,713
No, I didn't get a
chance to do that, baby.
541
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,279
He was kind of busy
screaming at me.
542
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,953
The GM was screaming at you?
543
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,071
Mmm. Yeah.
544
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,958
It was a different side of
him I never seen before.
545
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,112
He, uh, kept calling
me "Sugar Tits."
546
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,153
A nickname is a good sign.
547
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,079
I really think I blew it.
548
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,591
Everybody counted on me to get it back
and I just landed square on my ass.
549
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,274
Oh, baby, it couldn't
have been that bad.
550
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,551
No, I literally
landed on my ass.
551
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,755
Like right on it.
552
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,035
Right on your ass?
553
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,230
(EXCLAIMS)
554
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,515
Aw, shoot.
555
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,193
Look, nobody wanted this comeback
for you more than I did.
556
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,430
You know that. I'm sorry, baby.
557
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,716
But I do have some news that
might ease some of that pain.
558
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,399
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
559
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,391
I was supposed to have my period
a while ago and I didn't,
560
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,994
so I took one of these and...
Barn.
561
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,154
(LAUGHS)
562
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,791
- Are you sure?
- I'm positive. (LAUGHS)
563
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,395
Yes, I'm sure.
564
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,435
So I'm gonna be a daddy?
565
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,190
Yes. Ooh! Daddy.
566
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,873
I like that way more
than Sugar Tits.
567
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,314
(LAUGHS)
568
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,995
I love you, baby.
569
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,279
I'm gonna be a daddy. (CHUCKLES)
570
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,959
(CROWD CHEERING)
571
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,589
Commissioner, thank you.
572
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,276
Hey, Spence, shouldn't
we get to our seats?
573
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,509
You owe me some beers.
574
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,591
I do owe you beers.
Yeah, but one second.
575
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,911
ANNOUNCER: (ON PA) We direct
your attention to the field.
576
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,310
Throwing out our
ceremonial first pitch,
577
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,189
please welcome Miami Dolphins
legend Spencer Strasmore.
578
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,274
(CROWD CHEERING)
579
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,910
Thank you.
580
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:42,590
COMMENTATOR: (ON TV) Spencer Strasmore is
certainly a fan favorite here in Miami.
581
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,829
The former Dolphins
defenseman...
582
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,037
DAN: It's great to
be the king, huh?
583
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,270
Not bad.
584
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,078
ANNOUNCER: Joining him is former
Buffalo Bills running back
585
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,071
and owner of Dan's
Auto Collision,
586
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,798
Mr. Dan Balsamo
587
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,433
and his son, number
11, Adam Balsamo.
588
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,590
(CROWD CHEERING)
589
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,273
- Holy shit.
-(SPENCER LAUGHS)
590
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,838
Not a bad plug? I told
your wife to watch.
591
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,120
COMMENT AT OR: (ON TV)
...throw out the first pitch,
592
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,554
and that certainly
was a great matchup
593
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,677
when they were playing
head-to-head in the NFL.
594
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,030
Okay.
595
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,715
Thank you, Commish.
Here you go, big man.
596
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,150
All right, let's do this.
Yeah, buddy.
597
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,235
Hey, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
Don't fuck this up.
598
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,919
Not a chance, pal.
599
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,914
COMMENTATOR: ...beautiful outside the
ball park as we're ready to start.
600
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,437
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(LAUGHS)
601
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,918
(APPLAUDING)
602
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,310
(SNIFFS)
603
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,038
WOMAN: Right in the
strike zone, baby.
604
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,719
MAN: Go, Danny boy!
605
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,199
Show 'em some heat, Balsamo!
606
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,315
Come on, Danny.
607
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,073
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
608
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,040
MAN: All right, Balsamo.
609
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,915
(GROANING)
610
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,151
(CROWD BOOING)
611
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,477
(LAUGHING)
612
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,033
(BOOING CONTINUES)
613
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,796
MAN: Balsamo, you suck!
614
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,554
Yeah!
615
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,518
(CROWD CHEERING)
616
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,390
(ALL THESE THINGS THAT
I'VE DONE PLAYING)